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Laugh Out Loud

Dear friends, laugh out loud. It helps, some say it’s medicine. I think so too. Let me know your favorite. Here they come! 

1.  A famous prostitute died. People were confused about what to write on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!! 

2. A man would come home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decides to teach him a lesson by dressing up like Satan and scaring him. When he finally stumbles across the lawn, his wife jumps out and howls like a demon. He looks at her and slurs, “You don’t scare me. I’m married to your sister”! 

3. A classic case of “no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper”: A baby was born laughing really hard with its fist tightly closed, chuckling and dandling happily. Everyone in the room was perplexed, wondering what’s up with the baby. One of the confused nurses unfolded its tiny fingers and found a birth control pill!!! 

4. A boy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, and the most expensive food on the menu. The boy asks: Do you eat like this at your mother’s place. The girl replies: No. My mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me later. 

5. Three people were on a ship, among whom a Cameroonian.  Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop anything in the sea; if I find it I will eat you, If I can’t, I will be your slave!” The American dropped a pin; the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin; the Devil found it and ate him too. The Cameroonian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said: “Na today! Find am.

6. Husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is  so surprised and asks smiling, “did the Pastor preach about being romantic”? Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…”

That will be all for now. But let me leave you with my favorite. A guy was telling his friend about a woman he was wooing – I told her : ” I am not rich, I have no money or villa or cars or companies like my friend John, but I love and adore you”. She looked at me with tears in her eyes and hugged me like there is no tomorrow and whispered in my ear…….. : “If you love me introduce me to John.”

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  1. September 2, 2011 at 7:29 am

    Fantastic views on that!

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