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10-Second-Read Lesson of the Day

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.

“Darling, I can’t lie to you. I’ve been having an affair with my secretary and we’ve been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until eight o’clock.”

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!”.

Speak the truth. It always helps. Make what you want of this story, while you do that, do not forget it was meant to  put a smile on your face.

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  1. bisobs
    December 1, 2011 at 10:52 am

    Hmmmmmmmmmm….who says the truth doesn`t set you free?

  2. December 2, 2011 at 10:42 am

    awesome story, will remember this when I will be married (hope i won’t cheat on my wife hehe..)

  3. December 2, 2011 at 11:54 pm

    You can definitely see your enthusiasm within the work you write. The world hopes for more passionate writers such as you who aren’t afraid to say how they believe. Always go after your heart.

  4. December 10, 2011 at 5:45 pm

    Thanks much for posting this post. Very handy & interesting.

  5. December 18, 2011 at 2:31 am

    i like it

  6. December 27, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    Aww

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